A young man was delighted to finally be
asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was
quite nervous about the meeting though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the
doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute
flatulence, and halfway through the dinner the young man realized he couldn't hold it in
one-second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Spot!" called out the young
woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed,
the young man let another, slightly larger one go.
"Spot!" she called out sharply.
'I've got it made,' thought the fellow to
himself. 'One more and I'll feel fine'. So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot!!!" shrieked the mother.
"Get over here before he craps on you!"
