SURVIVING WITHOUT
FOOD
Two guys were swapping stories in the park
one day and one guy (a war vet) mentioned that during the war he was captured and held for
weeks without food.
The other guy said, "How could you
survive without food?"
"It wasn't easy," he said.
"but I had a big meal before I was captured and learned to eat my own shit."
"WHAT??! That's disgusting!" said
the guy. "I don't believe you!"
Without a second thought the vet reached
into his pants, shit in his hand and promptly ate it on the spot.
The second guy (now gagging) said, "My
God! If you can do that so easily, we can bet big money and rake in a fortune!!"
"Sounds good to me," said the
vet. "I can use the money."
The next day the guy had set up a bet with
two wealthy but unbelieving highrollers. "This I gotta see," said one of the
gamblers.
"It ain't gonna happen," said the
other. "No one can eat their own shit."
"Lets do it," said the vet's
buddy as he set down a plate full of shit in front of the vet.
The vet looks down ready to dig in, when
all of a sudden he bolts from the table and projectile pukes a streak across the room
right on the two gamblers.
In a rage the gamblers kick the living crap
out of both the vet and his buddy, they take their winnings and leave.
"We lost it all!!" said the
buddy. "Why in the hell didn't you eat the shit??"
"Their was a hair in it!" said
the vet.
 
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