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TO THE FART...

At times it is silent, at times it is not
at times it sneaks out and burns oh so hot!

When you'd like it to happen, it just won't come out
it hides and it waits till you're out and about!

The evil ones reek and embarrass us so
then laugh as they trail us wherever we go!

I know it's a function we can't live without,
but on a first date must they really come out??

Men light them on fire - it amuses them so
women fight to be quiet so that no one will know.

I can't figure why after eating good food
the smell that results could kill many a dude!

So here's to the fart, our warm smelly friend
you begin in my tummy, then come out my rear-end!

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