In the beginning, God's alarm clock went
off at 7:00 a.m. God got out of bed, said, "I hate Mondays!" Then he
created the heavens and the earth.
God said, "Let there be light!"
and there was light, and God saw that it was good. And God called the light Day, and the
darkness he called Night. And that was Tuesday.
And God said, "Let the waters under
the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let dry land appear," and it was
so. And because he had some time before quitting time and he had to look busy, God added
some grass and trees and stuff. That was Wednesday, and God was glad to be past Hump day.
On Thursday, God was already thinking about
what he was going to do that weekend, so he didn't get much done, just some lights in the
heavens to rule the seasons, and a few stars.
And God said, "Thank Me it's
Friday!" He created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the
waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind.
And God saw that it was 3:30 so he said, "That's good enough," and he was out of
there.
On Saturday God had to do some work he
brought home from the office, so he threw together some beasts of the earth, and cattle,
and everything that creepeth upon the earth, and as an afterthought created a creature in
his own image and put him in charge of the other things, so God would be on time to his
scheduled tennis game.
Thus the heavens and the earth were
finished, and all the host of them.
And on the seventh day, God wanted to rest
but there was a lot of yard work to do, and and then a football game to watch, so the
weekend was blown and the next day it would back to the same old grind.
