FUN
THINGS TO HIDE IN THE BOSS'S OFFICE
* A "baby monitor." Makes those
closed door meetings easier to hear.
* A pregnancy test kit with a positive
result and an unsigned note saying: I told you that damn condom ripped.
* Put a piece of tape on the underside of
his mouse. That way the ball doesn't roll and it will take the jerk and the IS department
all day to figure it out.
* 32 beepers, all stashed in different
places. (Borrow them from managers who are forced to wear them 24 hours a day.) Page a
different beeper every 15 minutes. This works especially well if you also switch his
morning decaf with espresso.
* First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as
your clueless boss waters and nurtures the plants daily. Second, watch as escorted out of
the building three months later by security.
* Thong, lace bra the morning after the
company Christmas party.
* Nonchalantly drop lingerie and then kick
it under the front of his desk (where he can't see it, but visitors can) early in the
morning before an important meeting. Then, during the meeting, stare quizzically at the
floor under his desk.
* A memo from Accounting Department
requesting a meeting to review his recent purchases on the company credit card?
* An open and empty condom wrapper.
* A stained dress.
 
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