During a routine checkup, a doctor told his
patient that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man
decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about
where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that
was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his
way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his
pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his
lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied,
"What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's
going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the
rear axle, it's busted."
Then came the reply, "Well, you might
as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the
hill 5 minutes ago."
