There was this construction worker on the
3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down
and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him,
but this guy could not hear a word he said.
So he started to give a sign so the guy on
the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then
pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing
the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started
nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and
ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to
tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was
trying to tell you that I was coming."
