CONTRACTOR
OR PROSTITUTE?
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your
client happy.
3. Your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a lot of your time in a hotel
room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can
be extended for the right price.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is
rewarded.
8. You have no job satisfaction.
9. If a client beats you up, the pimp just
sends you to another client.
10. You are embarrassed to tell people what
you do for a living.
11. People ask you, "What do you
do?" and you can't explain it.
12. Your friends have distanced themselves
from you and you're left hanging with only other "professionals."
13. Your client pays for your hotel room
plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how
much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like
Mercedes or BMWs.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than
you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you
look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday
PM).
18. You are rated on your
"performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you get paid the big bucks,
it's the client who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your
"cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects
miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take"
from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another
pimp.
22. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself,
"I'm not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life."
23. Your client and pimp seem more
concerned about how you look than what you know.
24. Your pimp doesn't care what you have to
do to please the client.
25. Your pimp can't perform your job.
26. You're required to play roles for
money.
27. Your customer doesn't always want
others to know everything they request.
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