A man walked into a restaurant and seated
himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order, "...and to drink?" she
asked. The man said he would like coffee.
The waitress promptly returned with a cup
of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my god,
I am so sorry!"
"That's OK," the man said sopping
up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or
decaf?"
"Regular," she replied.
"Oh great, now this thing is going to
be up all night!"