WHAT
EMPLOYMENT ADS REALLY MEAN
"Competitive Salary" - We remain
competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company" -
We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere" - We
don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline Oriented" - You
will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime Required" - Some
time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary" - Anyone in
the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail" -
We have no quality control.
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide
Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must" -
You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out
there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
"Requires Team Leadership Skills"
- You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
"Good Communication Skills" -
Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.
 
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