YOU
MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
... Choosing to buy flowers for your
girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
... You take a cruise so you can go on a
personal tour of the engine room.
... In college you thought Spring Break was
metal fatigue failure.
... The sales people at the local computer
store can't answer any of your questions.
... At an air show you know how fast the
skydivers are falling.
... You comment to your wife that her
straight hair is nice and parallel.
... You have saved every power cord from
all your broken appliances.
... You see a good design and still have to
change it.
... You spent more on your calculator than
you did on your wedding ring.
... You still own a slide rule and know how
to use it.
... You window shop at Radio Shack.
... Your laptop computer costs more than
your car.
... Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of
what you do at work.
... You've tried to repair a $5 radio.
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