A very modest lady applied for a job at the
factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo dolls." It was Friday and almost
quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly
explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were
packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and
within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss
went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her
part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was
sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and
said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles."
