Police officer George and officer Mary had
been assigned to walk the beat.
They had only been out a short while when
Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We
have to go back to the station to get them."
George replied, "We don't have to go
back just give Fido my trusty police dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for
you."
It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like
heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots
between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick
up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.
Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten
minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are
starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens
in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police
cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth!
