YOU
MIGHT BE A FIREFIGHTER IF...
* You run towards a dangerous situation and
not away from it.
* You have ever uttered the words, "I
can break the door if you need me to Cap," before actually testing to see if it is
locked.
* You have ever been dressed from head to
foot in rubber and it was not a sexual experience.
* Your idea of ventilation is done with a
chainsaw and not a Bag-Valve-Mask.
* You have ever had a passionate
disagreement on the BEST color to paint a fire vehicle.
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