FOUL
LANGUAGE AT WORK
It has been brought to management's
attention that some individuals throughout the group have been using foul language during
the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from
some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer
tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
co-workers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so
that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without
risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
SO:
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that is not
feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way!!
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me?
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check
with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the
project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?!?!
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure I can implement
this.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, it won't work.
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the
problem.
INSTEAD OF: He's hasn't got a fucking clue.
TRY SAYING: Excuse me sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die motherfucker.
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Sucked in fuckwit.
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at this
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass!
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of
that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss?
TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.
TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss
it.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!!!
TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a
problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a fucking prick.
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball busting bitch.
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more
training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
 
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