AS
THEY GET OLD...
- Old accountants never
die, they just lose their balance.
- Old actors never die,
they just drop apart.
- Old archers never die,
they just bow and quiver.
- Old architects never
die, they just lose their structures.
- Old bankers never die,
they just lose interest.
- Old basketball players
never die, they just go on dribbling.
- Old beekeepers never
die, they just buzz off.
- Old bookkeepers never
die, they just lose their figures.
- Old bosses never die,
much as you want them to.
- Old cashiers never die,
they just check out.
- Old chauffeurs never
die, they just lose their drive.
- Old chemists never die,
they just fail to react.
- Old cleaning people
never die, they just kick the bucket.
- Old cooks never die,
they just get deranged.
- Old daredevils never
die, they just get discouraged.
- Old deans never die,
they just lose their faculties.
- Old doctors never die,
they just lose their patience.
- Old electricians never
die, they just lose contact.
- Old farmers never die,
they just go to seed.
- Old garagemen never die,
they just retire.
- Old hackers never die,
they just go to bits.
- Old hardware engineers
never die, they just cache in their chips.
- Old hippies never die,
they just smell that way.
- Old horticulturists
never die, they just go to pot.
- Old hypochondriacs never
die, they just lose their grippe.
- Old investors never die,
they just roll over.
- Old journalists never
die, they just get de-pressed.
- Old knights in chain
mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
- Old laser physicists
never die, they just become incoherent.
- Old lawyers never die,
they just lose their appeal.
- Old limbo dancers never
die, they just go under.
- Old mathematicians never
die, they just disintegrate.
- Old milkmaids never die,
they just lose their whey.
- Old ministers never die,
they just get put out to pastor.
- Old musicians never die,
they just get played out.
- Old number theorists
never die, they just get past their prime.
- Old numerical analysts
never die, they just get disarrayed.
- Old owls never die, they
just don't give a hoot.
- Old pacifists never die,
they just go to peaces.
- Old professors never
die, they just lose their class.
- Old photographers never
die, they just stop developing.
- Old pilots never die,
they just go to a higher plane.
- Old policemen never die,
they just cop out.
- Old preachers never die,
they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....
- Old printers never die,
they're just not the type.
- Old programmers never
die, they just branch to a new address.
- Old programming wizards
never die, they just recurse.
- Old quarterbacks never
die, they just pass away.
- Old schools never die,
they just lose their principals.
- Old sculptors never die,
they just lose their marbles.
- Old seers never die,
they just lose their vision.
- Old sewage workers never
die, they just waste away.
- Old skateboarders never
die, they just lose their bearings.
- Old sailors never die,
they just get a little dingy.
- Old soldiers never die.
Young ones do.
- Old steelmakers never
die, they just lose their temper.
- Old students never die,
they just get degraded.
- Old tanners never die,
they just go into hiding.
- Old typists never die,
they just lose their justification.
- Walt Disney didn't die.
He's in suspended animation.
- Old white water rafters
never die, they just get disgorged.
- Old wrestlers never die,
they just lose their grip.
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