Get Your Cell Bill Paid 4 One Year! Get Your Horoscope! Listen to Howard Stern on your FREE Sirius Satellite Radio! Get a NEW iPod Photo - Click Here! Download all of Paris Hilton's Cell Phone Photos and MORE! Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics Lose LBS now with AMAZING Trim Patch! Learn how to make 10K in your spare time What would you do for free computer or Plasma TV?

Xposed Girls Give Share Their Hottest Sex Tips

GLASS PANTS

A man saw a sign in a clothing store which said "We sell everything!" The guy walked up to the clerk and asked her for some glass pants.

The woman replied, "Sorry sir we don't sell those."

The man argued that the sign stated that the store sold everything.

The woman remarked that glass pants did not even exist.

The man went to his home, and came back to the store wearing a pair of glass pants. The man said triumphantly, "See, I told you that they existed!"

The woman said, "At first I thought you were crazy... but now I see you're nuts!"

FREE iPods	FREE Smileys
Meet the Love of your Life!	FREE Cursors
Adult Humor	FREE Personal Horoscope