There once was a nice lady and she used to
pick up bums off the street and bring them to her house. She let the bums shower and sleep
at her house and she would even give them something to eat.
One day she brought a bum home. She let him
shower and then told him at night he had to sleep in the closet and if the pants hung in
his face not to pull them down.
Later that night, after the bum had fallen
asleep he woke up with the pants hanging in his face. Disobeying the nice lady, he pulled
them down. The next morning the lady was angry to find her pants were no longer hanging,
but she gave the bum a second chance.
The following night, at dinner, the bum was
instructed to sleep on the floor. He was warned not to bother the cat because the cat bit.
He said, "fine." During the night the man was awakened by the cat attacking him,
so he shaved it.
In the morning, the nice lady woke up to
find her cat hairless. She was pissed. She told the bum to leave. But, he begged her to
let him stay. So, she gave him one last chance.
She told him that night he would be
sleeping in the pen with the donkey. She said that whatever he did to just leave the
donkey alone! During the night, the man was awakened by the donkey kicking him. The man
got mad and painted the donkey green.
The next morning, the lady was furious so
she told him she was taking him to court. In the courtroom the judge asked the lady what
she was accusing the bum of.
The nice lady replied, "Judge, this
man pulled down my pants, shaved my pussy and painted my ass green!! I want him locked
away!!"
