A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three
girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter,
unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label
"Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts
for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three
boxes."
The next day the guy walks into the same
pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in
horror as he notices the man's jewels are black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in
some places.
The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben
Gay."
The pharmacist replies, "Ben Gay?
You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?"
The man says, "No, it's for my arms,
the girls never showed up."
