A young man goes into a drug store to buy
condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which
the young man wants.
"Well," he said,
"I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the
condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with
her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get
lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd
better give me the 12 pack."
The young man makes his purchase and
leaves. Later that evening, he arrives at the girl's house. She
enthusiastically greets him at the door, then leads him into the dining room, where
they are joined by her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they
agree.
He begins the prayer, and continues
praying for what seems the longest time. When he finally finishes, the girl leans
over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He whispers back to her, "You
never told me that your father is a pharmacist!"
