WAYS
HELL IS BETTER THAN YOUR JOB
The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com
Copyright by Chris White
14. Your coffee stays hot all day!
13. Never have to look very far to find the
legal department.
12. In Hell, you *know* who drank your Coke
in the fridge -- Satan!
11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons
in the break room.
10. In Hell, that devil-may-care attitude
of yours comes in handy.
9. You get to spend more time with your
spouse now.
8. No more wondering if the boss hates you.
7. Riding to work in a handbasket beats the
hell out of public transportation.
6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten
lava actually quite invigorating.
5. Surfing porno sites all day scores
*major* points with the boss!
4. Your office: One free stale donut every
Friday. Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday.
3. Your job: Suit and tie. Hell: Pitchforks
and attitude, Baby!
2. Ferocious reptilian demons can
appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment
complaint.
1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving
your cubicle!
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