Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had
two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees--always willing to
work overtime and go the extra mile when needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one
day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees; he would have
to lay one off.
But both Sarah and Jack were such good
workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch
them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So,
he sits in his office and watches them work.
Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache
and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water
cooler to get something to wash it down with.
Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler,
taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack
off."
And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I
have a headache."
