* You hand a bank teller an envelope, and
when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's
deposit in a mailbox.
* A woman comes into the store, you turn to
the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your
turn." Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.
* While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in
and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the
keyboard. It shorts out.
* You return from a week's vacation to find
that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.
* You take a "sick" day. The next
morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"
* You wake up hung over. You have a black
eye and barked knuckles. Your wallet is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the
company Christmas party.
