LAWN SERVICE
Dear Friend:
This letter is being sent to you because we
know you are critically interested in your front lawn. The spring season will soon be upon
us. This is a Fertilize Your Lawn Club and it will not cost you a cent to join. Upon
receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit on their front
lawn. You will not be the only one there, so do not feel embarrassed.
Remove the name at the top of the list and
add your name to the bottom, then make five copies of this letter and send them to five of
your friends who appreciate good lawns. You will not get any cash or checks, but within
one week, if the chain is not broken, there will be 9,915 people shitting on your front
lawn.Your reward will come later on this summer season when you have the greenest lawn in
your neighborhood.
Mrs. Lucy Bowels
29 Bedpan Court
Mrs. Julie Crapp
236 Hershey Squirts Lane
Mr. Harry Butt
1422 Enema Drive
Mr. Smelly B. Hind
276 Diarrhea Way
Mrs. G. Howie Farts
69 Rectum Road
Mr. Bigger Movements
724 Runny Loose Lane
P.S. If you are constipated, please pass
this along to your neighbor. DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man didn't give a shit and lost
his entire lawn.
 
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