A man who worked for the fire department
came home from work and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful
system at the fire department: Bell 1 rings, we all put on our coats; Bell 2
rings, we all slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we are on the truck ready to go.
From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, you strip
naked; Bell 2, you jump into bed; Bell 3, we are going to make love all night
long!"
The next night he came home from work and
yelled, "Bell 1." She took off all her clothes.
"Bell 2." She jumped into
bed.
"Bell 3." They began to
make love!
After about 2 minutes she yelled,
"BELL 4!!"
He said, "What the hell is Bell
4?"
"MORE HOSE!! MORE
HOSE!!" she said. "You are nowhere near the fire!!"
