One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver
spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even
before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.
Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled
away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammered.
"King Street," answered the
woman.
"You got it," he said,
taking another long glance in the mirror.
The woman caught him staring at her and
asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at, driver?"
"Well madam," he
answered, "I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."
The woman spread her legs, put her feet up
on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your
question?"
Still looking in the mirror, the cabby
asked, "Got anything smaller?"
