POLICEMEN
IN HEAVEN
St. Peter is standing at heaven's gate when
a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St.
Peter asked.
"I was a vice officer. I kept
dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids."
"Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven.
Pass through the gates."
A few moments later a second man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St.
Peter asked.
"I was a traffic officer. I kept the
roads and highways safe for travelers."
"Well done. Pass through the gates
into paradise."
A few moments later a third man walks up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?"
"I was a policeman," he
responded.
"What kind of policeman?" St.
Peter asked.
"I was an Air Force Security
Policeman, sir."
"Excellent my son... I've gotta take a
pee, watch the gate, will ya?"
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