JUST SAY NO TO...
Two young guys were picked up by the cops
for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge
said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the
evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court
Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the
judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17
people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's
wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I
drew two circles like this...
and told them this (the big circle) is your
brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said
the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" (to
the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156
people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did
you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach.
(draws two circles)
I said (pointing to the small
circle) "this is your asshole before prison, ..."
 
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