A plane was taking off from Kennedy
Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is
good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -
OH MY GOD!!!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes,
the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry
if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of
coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's
nothing! He should see the BACK of MINE!"
