A woman works in an office setting. Every
morning a man she works with comes in and sticks his nose in her hair, backs away and
exclaims, "Boy, your hair smells GREAT!"
This became a regular occurrence, and began
to annoy the woman. Day after day this went on. Finally she decided to report him to the
Director of Human resources. She said to him, "I would like to file a sexual
harassment charge!"
"What do you base this on?"
replied the HR Manager.
"Well, you see, every morning a man I
work with comes in and sticks his nose in my hair, backs away and exclaims 'Boy, your hair
smells GREAT!'"
"I'm afraid that this doesn't sound
like much of a case," said the HR.
"Well, would it bolster my case if you
knew the guy was a midget?" retorted the woman.