Streaking will be permitted as follows:
Female employees will streak on odd days - males on even days. On payday, all employees
may streak, subject to the following:
1. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half
of their bodies, such as 'sock if to me' or 'what you see is what you get' will not be
permitted to streak, due to inspection regulations.
2. Men with tattoos, such as 'let it all
hang out' will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos of butterflies, roses,
or elves will streak with females.
3. Girls with bust size larger than 36B
must wear a bra while in file area, or around any Xerox machines. Girls smaller than 36B
should not try to impress people by wearing a bra.
4. If you streak in any area where food is
served, you must wear two hair nets. These will be available in the vending machine by the
cafeteria.
5. In the event your physical make-up is
such your sex cannot be determined, such as flat chest for girls, or long hair on boys,
you must wear a tag stating 'I am a boy' or 'I am a girl'. Tags will be attached on girls
with hair pin or paper clip, on boys with rubberband. Please return paper clips and rubber
bands to stationary supplies after you finish streaking.
6. Girls may wear jewelry while streaking,
but in no event should they bend over to retrieve it should it fall (Due to insurance
regulations).
7. No female beyond her seventh month of
pregnancy, or those wishing to become pregnant, may streak.
8. No mixed streaking in dark hallways,
broom closets, or under desks.
