Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a
restaurant boasting about each companies service.
The first one said, "When one of our
insureds died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process
the claim for the wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening."
The second one said, "When one of our
insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to
hand-deliver a check the same evening."
The last salesman said, "That's
nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the World Trade Center, Tower 1. One of our
insured who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his
check as passed our floor."
