YOU
MIGHT BE A TEACHER IF...
- You believe the teacher's lounge should
be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
- You want to slap the next person who
says, "It must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have the summer off."
- You believe chocolate is a food group.
- You can tell it's a full moon without
looking outside.
- You believe "shallow gene pool"
should have its own box on the report card.
- When out in public you feel the urge to
snap your fingers at children you don't know and correct their behavior.
- You think people should get government
permits before they can reproduce.
- You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
- You can't have children because there is
no name you can think of that doesn't give you high blood pressure.
- You think caffeine should be given
intravenously.
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