REASONS
FOR BEING FIRED FROM TOYSRUS
- A little too much joie de vivre while
demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.
- Every time you're passed over for a
promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it
all."
- You got caught adding a garage to your
house using embezzled Lego bricks.
- Numerous parental complaints about your
"Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display.
- You went overboard with your GI Joe
Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.
- Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls
and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.
- The "My Little Taxidermy Kit"
(with starter squirrel) is not selling.
- Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu
Ken is not anatomically correct.
- Got caught doing your Dolly Parton
impression with basketballs again.
- Source of reefer smoke finally traced to
"nostrils" of Geoffrey the Giraffe.
- Jaws of life needed to pull your knees
out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.
- Caught hocking phlegm into tykes' hands
and telling them it was "homemade Gack."
- Your sales display, "Barbie's
Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu" was not exactly an
overwhelming success.
- Too many reports from people who swear
they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.
- Regardless of the question, you answer,
"Bite me, kid -- I'm on break."
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