TRAVEL
AGENT TERMS
- Old world charm means room with no TV,
radio and only 1 light.
- Tropical means rainy.
- Majestic setting means a long way from
town, at end of dirt road.
- Options galore means nothing is included
in the price.
- Secluded hideaway means directions to
locate unclear.
- Some budget rooms means sorry, already
occupied.
- Explore on your own means at your own
expense.
- Minutes from... means by plane.
- Romantic means no phone in room.
- Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've
flown in an airplane before.
- No extra fees means no extras available.
- Bird Watchers Paradise means your car's
paint will never be the same.
- Nominal fee means outrageous charge.
- Standard means sub-standard.
- Deluxe means barely standard.
- Superior accommodations means one
complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
- All the amenities means two chocolates,
two shower caps.
- Just Like Home means no maid service.
- Plush means both top and bottom sheets,
bed shakes.
- Gentle breezes means in hurricane alley.
- Light and airy means no air conditioning.
- Picturesque means theme park nearby.
- 24-hour bar means ice cubes at additional
cost (when available).
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