This girl is feeling a bit down in the
dumps and decides to treat herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that
very night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant but nice all
the same.
The head waiter brings the bill and she's
horrified to see the total: 150 bucks!
She didn't expect this at all and asks the
waiter, "Would you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?"
The head waiter is taken aback. In all his
years in the job he's never been asked that before, but always eager to please the
customer, he obliges.
She gets up to leave and the waiter is
still perplexed. His curiosity gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the
door, "I'm sorry to bother you Miss but I'd like to know why you asked me to do that
just now."
"Oh it's quite simple really,"
she replies. "I love to have my breasts held when I'm being screwed!"
