All the organs of the body were having a
meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the
brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."
"I should be in charge," said the
blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste
away."
"I should be in charge," said the
stomach, "Because I process food and give all of your energy."
"I should be in charge!" demanded
the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs
gave in and all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral Of The Story: You don't
have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole!!