A saucer descends upon a shack in a remote
southern town. They immediately proceed to corral the already stupefied family and begin
to herd them on to an awaiting ship.
The dad, seated in the back can be seen
furiously spraying himself with a can labeled "Alien Abduction Protection
Spray."
Amused, the two aliens move back toward the
man and observe his frantic exercise. After he completely empties the can onto himself,
the aliens grab each of his arms and start to escort him to the door.
He starts yelling out, "Hey, you can't
abduct me, I'm protected by that there "Abduction repellent!"
The two aliens look at each other and one
of them says, "The only thing in that can is deodorant."
They continue to drag him out the door.
"Ha!" says the man. "Ma
friend Bubba said that he sprays this on himself every night and he's never been abducted
his whole life."
"Well your friend Bubba forgot to tell
you to spray BEFORE we find you. You don't think we used our EYES to find rednecks in the
middle of the woods at 3 a.m., did you?"
