COMPUTER TERMS FOR
REDNECKS
BACKUP: What you do when
you run over a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE: Them's the
fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
BUG: The reason you give
for calling in sick.
BYTE: What your pitbull
dun to cusin Jethro.
CACHE: Needed when you run
out of food stamps.
CHIP: Pasture muffins that
you try not to step in.
COMPUTER TERMINAL: Time to
call the undertaker.
CRASH: When you go to
Junior's party uninvited.
DIGITAL: The art of
counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE: A female Disco
dancer.
FAX: What you lie about to
the IRS.
HACKER: Uncle Leroy after
32 years of smoking.
INTERNET: Where cafeteria
workers keep their hair.
KEYBOARD: Where you hang
the keys to the John Deere.
MAC: Big Bubba's favorite
fast food.
MEGAHERTZ: How your head
feels after 17 beers.
MODEM: What ya do when the
grass gets too high.
MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey
and Minnie live.
NETWORK: Scoop'n up a big
fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE: Where you stay
when taking the sobriety test.
ROM: Where the pope lives.
SCREEN: Helps keep the
skeeters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT: A red wine
you drink with breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's
Employee of the year.
SCSI: What you call your
week-old underwear.
 
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