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THE LIGHT
In the back woods of Arkansas, a redneck's
wife went into labor in the middle of the night. A doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery.
To keep the nervous redneck busy, the
doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm
doing."
Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the
world.
"Whoa there Enus!" said the
doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another wee
one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had
delivered another little baby.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to
be putting down that lantern, young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!"
cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in
bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Do ye think it's dat der light that's
attractin''em?"
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