The young redneck had just gotten married
and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and paid his father a visit.
"Pop," he drawled,
"Ah'm jest not sure Ah know what t'do."
"It's simple," said his
father. "Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a
boy? Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses."
Filled with confidence, the boy ran home
and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.
