REDNECK
PROFESSIONAL ENGINEERING EXAM
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on
a persimmon tree that will support a 10 lb. possum.
2. Which of the following cars will rust
out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
A) 66 Ford Fairlane
B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C) 64 Pontiac GTO.
3. If your uncle builds a still that
operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are
necessary to condense the product?
4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that
operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per
acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the trees?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state
vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine
on 24 inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length
is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many
hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land
in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children
place a mobile home on the man's land?
8. A 2 ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and
proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the
average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck
before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the
vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1,
Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued
at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked
during the shift?
10. How many generations will it take
before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a
mountainside?
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