REDNECK LOGIC
Two rednecks decided that they weren't
going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first
goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck
asks.
The professor answers by saying, "Let
me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that
you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" says
the redneck.
The professor continues, "Logic
will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck says,
"Amazin!"
"And since you own a house, logic
dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is
incredible!"
The redneck is obviously catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife,
logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why
that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic
class!!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening
up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So
what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.
"Math, History, and Logic!"
replies the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is
logic???" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do
ya own a weedeater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You's QUEER, ain't ya?"
 
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