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A REDNECK PARTY

Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation:

"Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?"

I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here."

"Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked.

"I got a case of diarrhea," I responded.

"Well hell.. bring it along. These fools will drink anything!"

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