SOUTHERN
COMMANDMENTS
1. Y'all shalt always remember your
manners.
2. Y'all shalt make no fuss over yourself.
3. Y'all shalt not sass your mama.
4. Y'all shalt always wonder what your
daddy would think.
5. Y'all shalt always talk the way you
grow'ed up.
6. Y'all shalt tell no whoppers unless you
are in a situation where you are expected to.
7. Y'all shalt demonstrate your great faith
by the way you drive.
8. Y'all shalt always clean your plate.
9. Y'all shalt hold kinfolk in high regard,
regardless of what you really think of 'em.
10. Y'all shalt always remember where you
come from.
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