This guy walks into a bar down in Georgia
and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, "You ain't
from around here. Where you from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from
Pennsylvania."
The bartender asks, "What do you do up
in Pennsylvania?"
The guy responds, "I'm a
taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...
what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount dead
animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the
whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"