These two redneck boys, brothers, were
knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the
outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed
the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods. They circled round and returned
home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion
from themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached
them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this
afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in
school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this
afternoon."
At this revelation, the redneck father
proceeded to flail the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly
approached the breakfast table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their
father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big
brother, "But in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that
he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!" said the farmer,
"But George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"
