SIGNS YOU'RE AT A
WEDDING IN TENNESSEE
* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.
* Instead of "friends of the bride or
friends of the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"
* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the
groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.
* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by
"I Heard That!"
* Tender rendition of "The Wedding
Song" is replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by Boxcar Willie.
* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth
This Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back stands up and hollers
"Earnhardt!"
* Reception conversation includes the
phrase, "Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"
* Snack trays and beverages at reception
include vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho cheese Doritos and grandma's own
moonshine.
* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include
tickets to the Monster Truck Show.
* The sign in front of the church reads: No
Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!
 
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