A ventriloquist is working down South and
during his show a redneck stands up and yells,"HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making
fool remarks about us southerners being stupid all night long! We're not all stupid ya
know!"
"Relax," said the ventriloquist,
"They're just jokes!"
"I'm not talking to you, sir!"
the redneck replied, "I'm talking to that little thing sitting on your knee!"