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THE WELL

Invited to a wedding reception by a relative, a redneck and his son travel to the big city for the first time. After eating a lot of salty food, the father is thirsty and continually sends his son for water.

After the last trip the kid comes back empty-handed. The father asks, "So where's my water, boy?"

"Couldn't get any this trip, Pa. Some guy's sitting on the well."

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